Treat or Trick..?
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Archive for October, 2009
Effects of TVs..
31
Oct
This is what I go through every time there is wrestling on TV..
Bubbles trying to pin his big brother Keegan..
..few minutes later,Bubbles was in trouble,Keegan was going for the win..
I counted but before i got to three..Bubbles popped up and the match went on..
John Cena,Triple H,Randy Orton…and other fighters,thanks for creating some monsters in my house..
Halloween Custome Party..
31
Oct
Basically,this is how it went down last night..
..lots of drinks..
…..lots of customes…
…there was some R&B performance from Stan B a.k.a African Son…
…then there was a live hip hop performance from 50 cent(African version)..the boy killed it..
…..stage was popping like crazy..
…and then there were some interesting viewers…
Anyway,overall things were great and peps enjoyed it..Big up to Bwimbo and his Mambo Entertainment crew for such a great and well-organized party..
Crazy Jon Gosselin
30
Oct
Is he for fame or he is just insane..?
Jon and Kate before their divorce..
…Got divorced from Kate who he has 8+ kids together..went on and started dating Hailey Glassman, 23,a daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon,now there are news that he is going to be in a reality show dating the Octomom Nadya Suleman.This is according to former Cheaters producer Bobby Goldstein.
Jon and Hailey few days after he separated from Kate..
If this happens the two could have a family of 22 kids.Nadya Suleman is 32 and Jon Gosselin is 33-year old.Lets hope he gets this deal of reality show so he can pay that $155,000 he drained out of the joint account he shared with his ex-wife Kate.This guy is straightout a jackass who thinks he can control febble-minded women like Hailey Glassman.
Msaada..
30
Oct
Kwa ndugu na jamaa tuliopo Wichita..
Dada wa ndugu yetu David Rweimamu amepata matatizo na watu wa Uhamiaji.Kwa bahati mbaya, watu wa uhamiaji wamemshikilia dada Apolo, juhudi za kumtoa kwa dhamana zimeanza. Kwa taarifa nilizopewa kwa sasa gharama za kumtoa kwa dhamana na malipo ya mwanasheria ni $5,000.
Dada Apolo alishawahi kuishi hapa Wichita kwa muda mfupi kabla ya kuhamia DC ambako ndiko alipatwa na matatizo haya.Tunaombwa sana tujumuike pamoja na kaka David Rweimamu na familia yake katika kumpata dhamana ya kumtoa dada Apolo.
Jumamosi hii (October 31st) kutakuwa na harambee maalum ya kukusanya nguvu za kumsaidia Apolo.Tafadhali jaribu kufika kwenye harambee hii,mchango wako na kufika kwako ni msaada mkubwa kwa ndugu yetu.Harambee hii itafanyika kwenye anuani ifuatayo:
The Pheasant Run Apts,8800 E Harry,Wichita, KS 67207
..Muda ni kuanzia saa kumi na moja jioni mpaka saa sita usiku.
Brother David anapatika kwenye simu ifuatayo: 316-516-9882.
Kaka David na familia yake wanatanguliza shukrani.
Kenyans jokes..
28
Oct
Sikia matani/jokes ya kikenya haya..sorry “baba Mois”(wakenya) for this one..
1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga, dirisha zinakuwa tinted!
2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate, ati ‘THU’ hii hao (HOUSE) ni noma.
3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipigwa picha ya passport inatokea full.
4. Kwenu nyi wakristu hata dogi zenu zikiona mwizi anaiba, zinawaambia “wee iba tu Mungu anakuona.”
5. Ati hao(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.
6. We’ ni mshort mpaka ukikalia kwa pavement (sakafuni) miguu ina hang kwa hewa.
7. We mjinga mpaka ulifail blood test.
8. Wewe ni mblack mpaka mosquito ikitaka kukuuma lazima itumie torch.
9. We ni mrefu mpaka ukikunywa maziwa inafika kwa tumbo ikiwa mala (MGANDO/MTINDI).
10. Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint za blak kwa makaa.
11. Nyanyako(bibi yako) mzee mpaka chawa za nywele yake hutembea na bakora.
12. Ati nyinyi ni wengi nyumbani kwenyu yaani buda(baba) yenu hajui majina mpaka huwa address kama wananchi. (KAMA RAISI ANAPOTOA HOTUBA)
13. TV yenyu ni Ndogo lazima ufunge jicho moja ndio uone picha.
14. Wewe mblack mpaka unasweat soot.
15. Wewe mnono mpaka ukivaa yellow watoto wanafikiria ni schoolbus.
16. Manzii wako ni m ugly mpaka alikataliwa ku act horror (movie ya kutisha) Hollywood.
17. Nyumba yenyu ni ndogo mpaka lazima utoke nje kuchange mind.
18. Kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka kwa hao(house) kuna round-about.
19. Kwenyu nyinyi ni wa daft (WAJINGA) mpaka kupata driving license ilibidi mpelekwe boarding school.
20. Nywele za watoto wenyu ni ngumu mpaka mnazitumianga kama steel wool.
21. Mko wengi kwa hao(house) mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam.
22. Wewe ni mshort mpaka ukishuka kutoka kwa zile vitanda double decker lazima utumie parachute.
23. Ati TV yenu ni ndogo hadi wasee wa news huanza kwa kusema …ati munatuona jamani?
24. Sistaako ni ugly mpaka monkey ikampatia ndizi.
25. We mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakushow good evening?
26. Ngombe yenu mzee mpaka inatoanga yogurt.
27. Kwenu kumekauka mpaka ngombe yenu hutoa milk powder.
28. Wee ni mzee mpaka ukiumwa na mosquito zinatema mate
29. Paka yenu noma mpaka iki shika panya inaitisha chumvi, fork na pilipili.
30. Kwenu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka mkipigwa family photo wengine wanatokea kama wame hang(ning’inia) kwa frame.
31. TV yenu ndogo mpaka wasee wa News (watangazaji wa habari) wamepiga magoti.
32. We mrefu mpaka ukianza kuvaa underwear mbichi by the time ifike kwa magoti ime kauka.
33. Nyumba yenu ni chafu mpaka cockroach huvaa slippers (malapa).
34. Budako (baba yako) ni fala, alienda ku-buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema, sitaki hiyo, imetoboka.
I hope sitapoteza jamaa na chalii zangu toka Kenya from these jokes..you guys are funny..
..Article toka wavuti.com..
Kulikoni wabongo wa Philly..?
28
Oct
Madawa ya kulevya yanaswa airport ya Philadelphia toka Tanzania..
Habari zinasema kuwa siku ya Jumamosi, maafisa katika kiwanja cha ndege cha kimataifa cha mjini Philadelphia nchini Marekani wamefaulu kukamata paundi mbili za madawa ya kulevya aina ya hashish na ounce moja na nusu ya marijuana zilizokuwa zimefichwa katika kifaa cha mchezo wa chess.
Maafisa hao waligundua siri ya urembo baada ya kustukia kibao cha chess kuwa na uzito usio wa kawaida.
Msemaji wa kampuni inayohusika na kitengo hicho cha vifurushi, Steve Sapp alisema kuwa bangi hiyo ilisafirishwa toka Tanzania lakini hakusema ilitakiwa kumfikia nani.
Polisi wanatathmini kuwa madawa hayo ya kulevya yatakuwa na thamani ya dola za Kimarekani $ 30,000.
Madawa hayo yatateketezwa.Hakuna aliyekamatwa kuhusiana na tukio hilo.
Kulikoni ndugu zetu wa Philly ndondi na kazi zimewashinda..?
This ain’t football..
28
Oct
Who said NBA players are soft..?
Wednesday night in Boston when Celtics were hosting the Bobcats..Rondo and Gerald Wallace fighting for a loose ball..Celtics won 92-59.
Shaq and the Cavs are 0-2 now after a 101-91 loss to Toronto Raptors..For those who thought Shaq went to Cleveland to win a championship ring this year should try another pick..Shaq can’t play D anymore folks!!
2009 World Series ..
28
Oct
Phillies 6,Yankees 1..
Thanks to Chase Utley and the Phillies for beating the team I dislike the most..the NY Yankees
Pedro Feliz,Ryan Howard,Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins of the Philadelphia Phillies walk off the field after their 6-1 win against the New York Yankees in Game One of the 2009 MLB World Series at Yankee Stadium..
Chase Utley #26 of the Philadelphia Phillies hits a solo home run in the top of the sixth inning against C.C. Sabathia..
The Phillies are 3 games away from repeating World Series Championship..It will be so nice if these boys from Philadelphia sweep the well-spoiled Yankees.
one-legged Russian..
27
Oct
You won’t believe this.. .One-legged suspect caught with one stolen shoe
Police said a one-legged suspect was caught after only one shoe went missing in a store in Belgium.
An amputee was an immediate suspect when a store attendant found one shoe missing from a shop in the western Belgian town of Maldegem.
Police spokesman Rik Decraemer said Monday authorities were alerted and quickly found the man who fit the description by shopkeepers. The shoe was also recovered.
The suspect, a Russian asylum seeker, faces possible charges and was handed over to judicial authorities.
Usher and Rihanna..?
27
Oct
Usher next move..
There have been some rumors that Usher had been texting Rihanna at least two-three times everyday.Usher has just finalized his divorce from that crazy woman(according to him) Tamika Foster..
Usher and Rihanna..
Usher and Chris Brown in a NBA game..Usher is like a big brother to Chris.
..and Rihanna who’s been seeing with different guys including Justin Timberlake seems to enjoy her freedom from what she went through with Chris Brown.These are real Holywood dramas,it’s amazing when a person you can count on as your ideal or big brother can turn to your nightmare.Lets hope Usher is not making a romantic move to this immatured singer.
Swine-flu
26
Oct
Finally it is Emergency..
President Barack Obama has signed a proclamation declaring H1N1 influenza a national emergency. The order by Pres Obama, announced on the weekend, will speed the ability of hospitals and health authorities to take measures to fight the pandemic through such steps as setting up tents in hospital parking lots to establish extra emergency room care and creating health clinics in school gymnasiums or community centers.”
article from msnbc.com.
Scary Movie..
25
Oct
Paranormal Activity is one of the best scary movies I ever watched and got really thrilled..It bases on a true story about a young couple in San Diego in 2006 who tried to control a demon without help from specialist.I recommend it to you go watch.I have a clip here from youtube showing what happened at the end..
..honestly,my ol’ lady got so scared from this movie to a point she almost sh!t her pants…sorry bi mkubwa for this one.This movie is in theaters now..
How to slow thieves…
24
Oct
For those who don’t know how Tanzanians handle their buz against thieves just watch this clip..
..back in the 90s this man could had been set on fire and burned to death long time..I think nowadays “wabongo” are trying to be nice to “vibaka” like him.I think Pres Obama should incorparate this technique to anybody who steals taxpayers money..Wouldn’t it be great?
youtube clip from pal Abdallah Dumea..thanks bro!!