RSS
 

Archive for October, 2008

One big reason why Obama will win..

31 Oct

Political experts such as Chris Rock,Martin Lawrence,Bill Mayer,and Michael Moore were asked in different occassions on what they think about this Presidential election.Believe or not all of them thought Obama will win and their reasons sounded almost the same.They mentioned that since Obama has some Kenyan trends(from his father) and this is a race then it’s so hard to beat a Kenyan in any kinda race….Its great to hear things like this from our experts.

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
No Comments

Posted in Drama

 

Msiba..

31 Oct

Ndugu yetu Diwani Cheche amefiwa na baba yake mzazi huko Tanzania.Kwa wakazi wa Wichita na vitongoji vya karibu shughuli za msiba zitakuwa nyumbani kwa Shahari Kitumbi kwa anwani hii: 400 West Central Apt # 101.Kwa taarifa kamili ni kuwa kutakuwa na dua ya kumuombea marehemu saa 2.30 usiku wa Jumapili ya November 2nd.Kwa maelezo zaidi na kumpa pole za msiba Diwani basi tumia namba hizi:316-390-4048(Shahari) na 316-300-0043(Diwani).

Mwenyezi Mungu aiweke roho ya marehemu mahali pema peponi,amen

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Imani za ushirikina..

28 Oct

Kama ulipata nafasi ya kutazama au kusoma habari za mchezo kati ya Simba na Yanga juzi basi utakuwa unaelewa ni jinsi gani uchawi/ushirikina ulivyotawala kwenye timu hizi.Je unajua imani hizi zipo popote watanzania wapo?Mfano mzuri huu hapa:

Mtu alifanya “mambo” kabla ya game moja kati ya Wichita na KC.Ilikuwa ngumu kuamini macho yangu.Next time nitakueleza nani alibeba Jezi yenye “mambo” nikipata photo yake.Nani kasema uchawi hauvuki bahari?

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Hakuna uteja tena kwa Simba..

26 Oct

Hatimae leo timu ya soka ya Yanga ya Dar-es-Salaam imefuta ule uteja wa miaka 8 kwa mahasimu wao wa mtaa wa msimbazi Simba Sports Club.Matokeo ni Yanga 1-Simba 0.

Mfungaji wa Yanga alikuwa ni Ben Mwalala katika kadika ya 15 ya kipindi cha kwanza baada ya kupokea krosi safi toka kwa Nsajigwa.I hope habari hizi zimeleta furaha na ndelemo kubwa kwa washabiki na wapenzi wa Yanga hasa ukizingatia timu hii iliingia mitini kukutana na mnyama July mwaka huu kwenye mashindano ya Tusker.Tegemea bakora msimbazi si kwa kufungwa na Yanga bali kwa kutofanya vyema kwenye ligi ya Voda.Juzi juzi timu hii ilidondoshewa shehena ya magoli(4) toka kwa timu ya Toto Africa toka Mwanza.Too bad wachezaji wa Yanga hawakutaka kufanya kile “Wamaume Halisi” toka Temeke wameimba.Yaani “tatu bila”…Sikiliza kibao chao hapa chini.

Wanaume Halisi-Tatu bila

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

He ain’t a coach..

26 Oct

Get rid of him please….

Sorry to all KC Chiefs fans for not winning any football game,oops they won one out of 15 games dating from last season.Herm Edwards is a personal trainer not a coach.He left the NY Jets with a worse record look what he has done here in KC,nothing.He makes these young talents stiff and well-disappointed.They are 1-6 now.Won’t be surprised if they finish with less than 3 wins.He has a tremendous ability of manupulating people’s mind.This is NFL and his days as KC Chiefs coach are ticking.

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
1 Comment

Posted in Sports

 

I wish zingekuwepo hapa…

23 Oct

One among things na-miss Bongo is this “easy-to-get-hooked up” drink called Stoney Tangawizi.Coca Cola Company played Bravo to bring this bad boy in the mix.Just imagine,I spent 26 vacation days in Tanzania in July and I had 60 plus Stoney Tangawizi before I left JK International Airport.

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Mambo ya Columbus-Ohio..

23 Oct

Hivi parties za wabongo kila mwaka Columbus-Ohio bado zipo?

Naona uzee umewachukua jamaa zangu wengi wa karibu.Hatupeani habari for years now.

Vipi watu bado wanakwenda au imebaki ile ya wabishi wa H-town tu? 

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Have you checked your…

23 Oct

Have you checked the age and pressure of your tires lately? How about that spare? Please watch this entire video.This is very concerning to me as I am sure it will be to you. Don’t come back later and say you never been warned.Click here to watch it.

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 

Msiba..

23 Oct

Mtanzania mwenzetu Peter Soka wa Tulsa Oklahoma amefiwa na baba yake mzazi jana Oct 22.Ndugu,jamaa,na marafiki tunaomba tuwe pamoja na ndugu yetu Peter Soka katika kipindi hiki kigumu.Habari zaidi juu ya shughuli za msiba kwa watu wa hapa Wichita na Tulsa zitakuwepo kwenye blog hii mara tu ninapopata taarifa za uhakika.

  Mwenyezi Mungu aiweke roho ya marehemu mahali pema peponi..Amen

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Throwback from the 90′s

22 Oct

Tazama kamanda hawa(japo mmoja anaogopa kamera).

This was in 1993,Tazama Kaunda Suits hizo na Safari boots.I hated wearing same type,same color of clothes.Folks were calling us twins.Here we are 15 years later..

Do we look like twins..?I do not think so

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Mambo ya lavitation…

22 Oct

Ndio umri umesogea but still I can elevate…

I know some people will have some to say about this,Omar Lyimo is one of them.Yeah,I barely touched it.How about this one then…?

Keep in mind this was almost two months ago when I was out of shape from eating “Makande” during my Bongo visiting.

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Yupo wapi Lyatonga..?

22 Oct

Wajamani hivi gwiji huyu wa kisiasa(zamani hizo) kapotelea wapi?Au kesharudi kundini(CCM) kama binamu yake Lamwai?

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
1 Comment

Posted in Bongo news

 

Mambo ya Mbeya..

20 Oct

Hivi majuzi,Oct 16 huko Mbeya raisi Jakaya kikwete na msafara wake walipatwa na kasheshe toka kwa baadhi ya wanakijiji kwa kupigwa mawe kama waharifu.Yap,jamaa wamefikia hatua ya kutwanga mawe raisi na convoy yake bila kuogopa vyombo vya dola kuwashughulikia.Swali ni kwamba,je unadhani kuwa Tanzania sasa imekuwa ki-demokrasia kwa kiasi kikubwa au ndio mambo ya wananchi ku-miss raisi wao sana ambaye amekuwa akifanya kazi kama waziri wa mambo ya nje muda mwingi?Something is wrong there….Kwa hali hii basi kazi ipo Bongo…sasa naona why people say “Bongo tambarare”.Pole sana JK,your people are craving for your attentions not Pres Bush.

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
1 Comment

Posted in Bongo news

 

Don’t mess with Texas..

19 Oct

This image was cought around 8pm in Houston Texas in 2007.Take a close look.I think it’s some kind of ghost my friend Big Martin was being hunted.Now I know why they say “Don’t mess with Texas”..


VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
 

Is it true?

19 Oct

There were rumors that Pres Bush in some point had some to do with Sec of State Miss Condy Rice.When Papparazi asked Condy Rice about it she explained why she quited dealing with him.Someone cought this photo when she was giving details about Pres Bush.

God bless America with this so-called “Freedom of speech”.I wonder what would have happened if someone had done this to Pres Kikwete back in Tanzania.She may be spending the rest of her life in the “big house”

VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.3_1094]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Share This Post
  • Share/Bookmark
 
No Comments

Posted in Drama